Sunday, September 11, 2011

Masturbate for Peace bumpersticker


 Stop human loss, give yourself a toss 
Ignore Bush's war calls, play with your balls 
For peace to work, you need to jerk 
War is heinous, thumb your anus 
Three times a day keeps war at bay 
Attack your crack, not Iraq! 
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms 
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean 
War is wrong. Whack your schlong. 
My 'friendly fire' harms no-one 
Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood 
Palms Not Bombs 
I'm going blind for Mankind 
War is silly, whack your willy 
Think globally, whack locally

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